So we're in Patchogue for the St Patrick's parade and one of my friends suggests going to The Clifton. At first I'm like oh no, this place has such a terrible reputation I can't go. Well she strong armed me and I reluctantly went in. I have to say I had an absolute blast. Everyone that works there was so nice. Their drink menu is ridiculously cheap. The vibes are great. Even a random horse came in and joined the party. 10/10!

Amazing atmosphere, amazing drinks, and a more amazing people. They have some funny posters and writings on the wall to make the crowd laugh and just have a great time with them. The gentleman at the bar who was wearing the Miller Light sweater was great and was quick with our drinks. Oh yeah, once you walk in the door you're also greeted by the house dog! He was adorable and loved his presence.

Chill place. I always have a soft spot for dive bars. Pool table, "fuck everybody" on the walls outside, $5 beer and shots, darts to play with ....what else do you need?

First time East Coast tourist here. I loved this spot. Customers and tenders were fun and all good vibes. Drill dildos, dildo handles, and the pussy mirror were fucking awesome. The slushies were tasty and vodka tonic strong af! The service dogs were fun, we enjoyed the art, pool table, and darts. Btw. I hope to become one of your 2.9 reviewers some day ;).

The definition of DIVE in the best way possible. I love this fucking bar. Fun vibes, great times, cheap drinks, dildos everywhere, does it get better than that? I'll wait.....

The best, friendly dive bar in the area. Superb staff that knows the value of customer service; in addition to great down to earth patrons. Stop in, you will not be disappointed

Late night beer pong debauchery, 4am this is the last spot in patchogue for late night drinks,darts pool, and beer pong.